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sociedadedospoetasmortos:

Liberdade é pouco. O que eu desejo ainda não tem nome. Clarice Lispector

sociedadedospoetasmortos:

Liberdade é pouco. O que eu desejo ainda não tem nome. Clarice Lispector

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(Source: synodik)

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  • The simple way to ask things that will leave everyone happy.
  • Mother: Can you please do this?
  • Me: Yeah, I will. Can I just finish what I'm doing first?
  • Mother: Sure thing.
  • The way my mother goes about it.
  • Mother: Can you please do this?
  • Me: Yeah I will. Can I just finish want I'm doing first?
  • Mother: No. Do it now.
  • Me: I'm literally right in the middle of some-
  • Mother: Now.
  • Me: Seriously, it'll take two seconds if you -
  • Mother: Do it now!
  • And now everyone is mad.

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asecretsuperhero:

Hi guys. So, my godmother lives in Ireland and she is friends with a man who worked on the special effects for the Harry Potter films. She mentioned my love (obsession) and he sent me a few movie props, including two Hogwarts acceptance envelopes. Now, I all ready framed my own envelope and I don’t really have a use for another. So, I’m giving the other away.

NOTE: The envelope is just that, an envelope. There is not a letter inside. The front shows Harry’s address, and the back the Hogwarts moto and symbol. There is also a fake wax seal. (It is not actually wax, it was printed to look like that.)

I want the person who receives it to really love it. So, that’s why I’m doing a giveaway.

RULES

1. REBLOGS ONLY.  Likes will NOT count. (I just don’t think that many people will see it with only likes.)

2. You can reblog this up to 5 times. (Anymore than 5 and you will be disqualified.) I don’t want this spamming people’s dashes.

3. You DO NOT have to be following me to enter. You can win regardless if you follow me or not.

4. You must have your ask ENABLED. I need a way to contact you if you win.

I will ship the prize anywhere. If you live in Antarctica, cool. I’ll get it to you. (It is very thin, so I don’t foresee a problem with even international shipping.)

THE CONTEST ENDS FEBRUARY 29TH. That gives you exactly one month for up to 5 reblogs.

I will use a random number generator to choose the winner.

All right. That’s about it. Good luck!

(via thepianoknows-somethingidontknow)

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  • Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
  • Me: what.
  • Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
  • Me:
  • Band Member:
  • Me:
  • Band Member:
  • Me:
  • Band Member: Hey...are you breathing?

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“Mamãe, me conta uma história pra eu dormir?” “Claro, querida. Tudo começou na rua dos Alfeneiros…” “… Harry Potter, de novo?” ” É. Quer que eu conte outra?” ” Não, essa é a minha história preferida.”

(Source: peevess, via clubesecretodosantisociais)

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